The Top 9 Hits of the 90s {Toddler Edition}

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    The Top 9 Hits of the 90s - Toddler Edition - Columbia SC Moms Blog

    We all know that life with a toddler is just one big party… right?

    Okay, maybe not, but we should still commemorate the experience with a killer soundtrack. So cue the dream sequence sound effect and let’s imagine what these hit 90’s songs would be like if they had been written by toddlers:

    1. “Unbreak My Heart”

    Unbreak my heart
    I dropped my juice cup again
    Undo this hurt I caused
    When I ran into the door and couldn’t stop crying

    2. “Tubpooping”

    We’ll be splishing, we’ll be splashing
    I get washed off
    But then I poop again
    You’re never gonna keep me clean

    3. “3AM”

    She says, “Mommy, it’s 3AM, I must be thirsty”
    Then she says, “Mommy, well I can’t help but be scared of the dark sometimes”
    And your good night sleep’s gonna slip away, I believe it

    4. “The Toy is Mine”

    You need to give it up
    You’re holding MY blue truck
    Give it back to ME
    The toy is MINE

    5. “Wannabe”

    If you wanna be like Mommy
    You gotta wear all her shoes
    Dress like Doc McStuffins
    Pretending is what we do

    6. “I Want It That Way”

    Ain’t gonna wear the green socks
    Ain’t getting out the sandbox
    Don’t let the foods touch on my plate
    Cause I WANT IT THAT WAY

    7. “The Whine”

    I start to whine and I rub my sleepy eyes
    Cause it’s bedtime
    Mama’s gonna drag me up
    To get into the bed where I belong
    I’m gonna whine, I’m gonna whiiii-iii-iii-ine

    8. “We Like to Potty”

    We like to potty, we like, we like to potty
    Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
    A near miss is just around the corner
    Hey now, hey now, hear what I say now
    Gotta go number two!

    9. “Always Be Your Baby”

    You will always be my Mommy
    The one to hold and to comfort me
    Even on the days when I drive you crazy
    I know that I’ll always be your baby

    Can you think of any toddler-inspired lyrics? What would you add to the list? Share in the comments!

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    Mandi Heming
    Mandi Heming grew up outside of Atlanta, GA before moving to Irmo, SC in 2000. She and her knife-making husband have been married since 2005. The mom of two girls, Mandi left her ten year career in the mortgage business shortly after the birth of her second daughter. Now, she spends her days brainstorming ways to keep her toddler out of mischief as she homeschools her oldest daughter. She also helps manage her husband’s small business and is actively involved in women’s ministry at her church. A self-confessed minimalist, Mandi is passionate about simplifying life in order to make the most of the time we’re given. She writes about intentional living on her blog, Most of the Mist. In the twelve minutes of spare time she has each week, Mandi can be found rocking out to ’90s tunes with an adult coloring book and a good cup of coffee.

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